Wednesday, February 20, 2008

A Random Entry

I'm feeling bored today, so I rummaged through the pile of mails on the coffee table.


I got a card.


It read:



Seems like an invitation to a feminist club.


And then I checked out the weird- looking graphic beneath the words...



...which doesn't quite make sense...


...I scrutinised the card for a moment....



Ha! Invitation to join the Brazilian Waxing Club.. Giddit?


http://www.strip.com.sg/strip.html


Now that's tongue-in-the-cheek advertising.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Sexy Cuzzies And The City

The past few weeks have been busy, busy, busy.. to the extent I can't remember what has happened.. So Thank goodness for the Chinese New Year holidays, I finally get around to complete this entry and post up the pics that I've owed Tofu and Jordan for almost a month.

Here's some of my favourite snapshots of my Sexy Cuzzies And The (little red-dot) City....
Tofu and Jordan's 1st day together... So we met up.
Cuzz bonding starts. and so begins the love-hate relatioship between Tofu and Phoenix. First, they love each other.


and then they don't.


We checked out a military museum tucked away in a corner of the island, called 'The Reflections at Bukit Chandu'.. as recommended by Tofu. (Yeah, Tofu's a visitor and he knows more about the lil' red-dot island than us local.. man, I am so ashamed ;p )



And then we made our way to West Coast.

.....saw an impressive pile of bullshit.....


And a dangerous- looking larger-than-life spider web.
Tofu and I conquered the web..

and showed off our pedunkadunk (I have absolutely no idea how to spell that...) to Phoenix and Jordan
We came across a stretch of canopy looked kinda romantic.


...So Tofu got down on bended knee profess his undying admiration for Phoenix.
Phoenix was dumbstruck, but nevertheless accepted Tofu's affection with open arms. So now they love each other again. Jordan and I were overjoyed.


We found the most idyllic MacDonald's nearby where we snacked and discussed one of the most important discoveries on MacDonald's - That Chicken McNuggets exists in only 3 shapes.


Oh yeah.. and Asian Chicken McNuggets taste better.



We also discovered that Silvia, our cousin in Canada, has got a car named after her. I haven't seen Silvia for years, but man, I'm guessing that she must be a real hot chick to have a car named after her.



We bounced off to East Coast Park for some bicycling and roller blading. Tofu taught me to draw circles on blades so that I could hook up some cute guys the next time.. and I bullied Jordan into carrying my purse around his neck. I think he must have hated me. (Don't worry cuzz, rest assured that you still look sexy with my purse around your neck.. Hehe... )

Dinner was a treat from Godpa (Phoenix's dad), and Dog ears joined us. While the rest discussed important matters of state, I put my paparrazzi skills to use. And yea, here's the answers to my 'Know Thy Cousins' quiz... Tofu's (a), Phoenix's (b), Dog-ears' (c) and Jordan's (d) (check out the pics)

Leah and Mia did us girl-cousins proud coz they were that close to getting all their guesses right.. which goes to show girl-cousins are smarter. Period.




Next day, we took a walk around the little red-dot city and said 'Hi' to the Merlion and the durian-microphone-looking Esplanade. And we made another important discovery... That the Merlion is a Mister. You'll need to see the mini Merlion to believe this.


I got to pose with my sexiest cuzz by the river.


See the 'Rotomatik' logo? This power plant is one of the many masterpieces of Godpa and Co.

Cow treated us to some awesome chocs by the bay.

While the gentlemen discussed manly issues, I tied a knot on cherry stick with my tongue.

and then we headed off to Sentosa, an island outside off lil red-dot island. Jordan got bored and did a sexy dance to entertain us.

We had 2 rounds of butt massage at the Underwater World, practised yoga within the holes in the walls...












jumped through the walls

and flew through the walls.
.. until Tofu nearly fell off the wall. We decided that was enough and bounced off to see the big (ugly) merlion before sunset.




Mission Accomplished!

Dog-ears joined us for dinner at Chinatown. She was so busy during the day that she had no time to dig her nose and so she just had to do it before dinner. 'Boogie digging is absolutely cathartic', so she claimed. Ugh.

Dinner was 40 sticks of satay, coconut juice and ketupat...

But Tofu decided to have Phoenix's head for dinner instead.. (see, I told you they have this love-hate relationship going on.. ) and Phoenix decided to have my head for dinner. Gruesome.
Jordan left the next day. We popped by JB for some fiery curry noodles and milo with Jet and P.Beannie's papa and mama. Tofu ate up the lethal-looking stuff and passed the test on tolerance for spicy food!


On the night of Tofu's 2nd last day, the gentlemen cozied up for one last manly pic.. Godpa would be off to S.Korea that night, Phoenix would be off to school next morning, and Tofu to Taiwan...


and this is the supposedly farewell shot of Tofu and I (I was supposed to be back at work next morning). We are supposed to look like those African figurines whose heads are stacked on top of each other. (Sorry guys, I don't know what it's called ;p )


Tofu's last day in lil red-dot island. I managed to negotiate another 1/2day off with my boss to see Tofu off.
So Tofu, with his black Sammies (his Samsonite, I mean) worked his charms and managed to hitch a ride to airport in Phoenix's mum's car.
We took the real farewell shot..
and Tofu jetted off to the bigger island Formosa for his much-anticipated part II of his holiday.
Adieus!